"He's cute, BUT he gets DWUNK!"

First, may I begin this post by saying I once had braces and I find people with lisps endearing.

Now, with that said ... I was at the gym this evening, all finished up with a good workout, hanging out in the women's locker room, just about to get in the shower, when two prepubescent tweens (I'd say they we're about 13ish) came into the locker room, fresh from swim practice, soaked and reeking like chlorine. As I was getting my things in order to hop in the shower, I couldn't help but over hear the one excitedly tell the other one "Come look at my phone!"

Now, my description really isn't going to give this interaction the justice it deserves, but picture if you can a preteen, sporting a purple Speedo one-piece, matching purple braces, possible stuffy nose and definite lisp.

So, Braceface says to the other girl, "I have pictuwes on my phone of all the Twilight boys!" The other tween begrudgingly waddles over to Lispy and says, "Ugh, I still haven't seen that movie." To which One-piece says, "It's OK, just look how HOTT these guys awe!"

Purple-urple then proceeds to go through each photo naming the actors' names in the movie. Following each photo, the girls, completely in unison, would squeal, "O-M-G (literally, the letters, not what they stand for), he's sooo CUTE/HOTT/GORGEOUS!"

About four photos in, Speedo-gal, says, "ANNNND ... this is Wob Pattinson (Rob Pattinson) who plays Edwawd Cullen (Edward Cullen) in the movie. He's cute, BUT he gets DWUNK!" (If you haven't figured it out yet, she struggled with her "R's.")

Other girl replies, "Wait, he gets drunk in the movie?"

Stuffy says, "No! He gets DWUNK in life! All. The. Time. Him and Kwisten Stewawt (Kristen Stewart, a.k.a., Bella Swan for fans) awe ALWAYS on TV and in magazines dwunk, fallin all ova demselves!"

Other girl responds, "Oh. That's dumb. Let's get showers now, we smell."

I don't know why, but the whole thing kinda made my day.